Sunday, October 25, 2020

Say What?

 A young man dribbled gas on his coat sleeve while filling up his vehicle at a self-serve pump. A short time later, he lit a cigarette and held it out the window to keep the smell out of the car as he drove through town. A spark caught his sleeve on fire, and he waved it frantically in the wind. An officer stopped the young man and gave him a citation for displaying a firearm in public.

The same young man was ticketed for texting while driving. A short time later the same officer stopped him and asked him why he was texting while driving after getting a ticket. The young man replied, “I wasn’t texting. I was using an app to pay my fines.”

Thursday, October 15, 2020

Not Much

That's right - not much to say here, so this will be blank until I need an extra page. Refer to: https://johnmorrisbenson.com/

Say What?

 A young man dribbled gas on his coat sleeve while filling up his vehicle at a self-serve pump. A short time later, he lit a cigarette and h...